Attention Fathers: If You're Not Tipping Your Daughter's OnlyFans Porn Account Then You're A Bad Dad

A-FUCKING-MEN, Dad! That’s exactly how you support your daughter! You think my mom loves what I do? You think she’s super proud of an idiot who used to post asses and now does dumb hypotheticals on a podcast? Of course not, but you can rest assured that she’s in the Barstool Store buying SAFTB onesies every time there’s a newborn in the family.

And, sure, you could say that if your daughter really needed the money when don’t you just give her 95 dollars a month (why can’t we make it a cool 100, pops? Quit being a cheapskate) instead of being a weirdo subscriber to her private porn channel? Well, then how would she know you love and support her no matter what? What are you going to do, put that monthly $95 dollar check in a card that says you love and support her no matter what? Impossible.

No, the best way to go about supporting your child is by giving your credit card number to what I can only assume is a rather sketchy company and paying for your daughter’s nudes. Maybe throw a like or two in there, post a comment about how hot that ass is looking today or something, you know normal supportive dad stuff.

PS – Seeing as I’m friends with Asa I know a thing or two about OnlyFans accounts and let me tell you they make CAKE. $65 a month is pretty steep seeing as real pornstars have accounts for like $20, but I bet you this gal is doing pretty well.

PPS – On tomorrow’s KFC Radio I actually talk about the time I did sign up for an OnlyFans because there’s an IG model who posted a pic that I just had to see. Biggest scam of my life.